So I got this new bike like 2 or 3 weeks ago and I think it is cursed. My old bike was a faithful friend and never dropped me, scraped me, or ruined my precious clothing. It also never had a flat tire and, despite not having breaks, it never killed me. Since I got this new bike I have had 2 flat tires, 2 falls, 2 ruined pants....coincidence???? I think not! I HAVE A HAUNTED BIKE!!!!!
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if this is your attempt at viral marketing, YOU FAIL.
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